Ah Badabing Pizzaria

Da payoff just got bigga.  Nows I’m payin 300 bucks if you can eat da 30 inch carnivore.  I’m tinkin deez doods here in Shelton are kinda wimpy.  Yea all da guys puked all over da  place whilz deez two broads puts da guys ta shame. Ya sees deeez 2 goils, Reann and Alexis  both don’t weiy more dan 90 pounds tagetta and day almost ates da hole pizza.  Dare waz just a half slice left and day gaves up but I stills respects them becuz day is some tuff broads.  Day haz erned da right to be part of da FAMILY.  Sos all yooz dudes in Shelton bowz down to deez chick when yooz seez dem.  Lui Bamboni haz spoken.  ya heeaz so dontfogetaboutit.

Go up to the counter today March 23 and say:   ” Ah Badabing  Lui ‘the don’ Bamboni is the king” and get a free order of cheese fries.

3 groups will attempt to eat the  30″ CARNIVORE today and win $250.  Come down and see them struggle to put every morsel into their mouths.

Ah Badabings is hostin our foist treasure hunt.  So heez haw it woiks yooz email  ahbadabing@hotmail.com and gives us your name & email address. Once we have 100 names the contest will begin. I wilz emailz yoo clooz and yooz try to solvz dem. If  yooz can solvz the clooz I wilz email yooz a peees of da puzzel. Once the puzzel is compleeet you emailz me da anser and da foist emailz I reeeseevz getz da money.

So letz dooz it.

Da Don has spoken